上帝，你为何拆我肋骨造女人？
吻她吧，不够君子；
if you kiss her，you are not a gentleman
不吻吧，不像汉子
if you don't, you are not a man
夸她吧，说你欺骗
if you praise her,she thinks you are lying
不夸吧，说你笨蛋
if you don't, you are good for nothing
顺她吧，滥用特权
if you agree to all her likes,she is abusing
不顺吧，不善解人意
if you don't, you are not understanding
太浪漫，疑你老练
if you make romance,you are an " experienced man"
太规矩，魅力有限
if you don't, you are half a man
常看她，招她厌烦
if you visit her too often,she thinks it is boring
少去点，怨你猎艳
if you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
穿的好，说你花心
if you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy
邋遢些，缺个心眼
if you don't, she thinks you are a dull boy
吃醋吧，你太狭隘
if you are a jealous, she says it's bad
大度点，说你不爱
if you don't, she thinks you don't love her
求欢吧，不够尊重
if you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her
安分吧，不够爱宠
if you don't, she thinks you do not like her
你晚了 ，她不耐烦
if you are a minute late,she complains it's hard to wait
她晚了，女孩特权
if she is late,she says that's a girl's way
你访友，是你堕落
if you visit another,she accuses you of being a heel
人找她，天性其乐
is she is visited by another, "Oh,it's natural,we are girls"
少亲她，你太冷淡
if you kiss her once a while,she professes you are cold
老亲她，便宜你占
if you kiss her too many,she yells that you are taking advantage
过街不管，道德缺憾
if you fail to help her in crossing the street,you lack ethics
领着她走，男人手段
if you do,she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
你看别人，挑逗风情
if you stare at others,she accuses you of flirting
别人看她，仰慕婷婷
if she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
你要说话，她让你听
if you talk,she wants you to listen
洗耳恭听，必你开腔
if you listen,she wants you to talk
上帝！为何拆我肋骨造女人
Oh,God!you created those creatures called "WOMAN"
简简繁繁
so simple,yet so complex
弱弱强强
so weak,yet so powerful
令人迷惑，又摄人心魂
so confusing,yet so desirable
上帝！告诉我该怎么办
"O LORD, tell me waht to do.AMEN"
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